Jaejoong checked himself in the mirror for the umpteenth time. He was getting nervous. Yunho was going to be here any minute and he still had yet to choose an outfit. "CHUNNNIEEE!" Jae called out to his room mate/ bff. Yoochun walked in to the bathroom to find Jaejoong wearing a short pink mini skirt with a tight black v neck shirt. "Does this skirt make my ass look big?" Yoochun snorted. "You have no ass to begin with!" Jaejoong frowned and punched Yoochun in the arm. "Dick.." Yoochun grinned. "Yes, I do have one, would you like to see it?" Jaejoong stuck his tongue out, "No. Besides, Yunho would beat you if you tried to rape me." Yoochun rolled his eyes, "Rape? Haven't you heard you can't rape the willing?" Jaejoong's mouth formed an 'o' and he slapped Yoochun playfully on the face. Jaejoong turned back to the mirror and applied some of his red lipstick.
Yoochun felt awkward just standing in the bathroom watching his best friend apply lipstick while cross dressing, so he decided to try and sneak away. He slowly began to tip toe backwards, but Jaejoong was watching through the mirror. "OH NO YOU DON'T!" Yoochun halted. "I need you to help me pick out a thong!" Yoochun grimaced. Sometimes being a gay man's best friend was the worst job ever...
"A thong? Why can't you pick it out yourself?!" Jaejoong snorted. "Because, this is the date of the century and my best friend needs to help me pick out the best! Wouldn't you like it if when Yunho began to move his sexy, tan fingers up and down my ass, and pull off the thong, I can whisper in his ears, 'Yoochun helped me pick them out..' and then we'll make sweet love, while your wonder thong lays on the floor!" Jaejoong stared dreamily into the mirror and sighed. Yoochun felt weirder, if that was possible. "So, you want me to be a part of your date? Aww... how creepy." Jaejoong sighed and turned to walk out of the bathroom. He walked down the hall to his beautiful, pink paradise. He opened the door and stepped inside, Yoochun followed suit. "Wow, Jae... When was the last time you cleaned this place?" Yoochun asked.
Jaejoong just ignored him and walked over to his cherry wood drawers and began to flip through the underwear drawer which was on the bottom. He pulled out three pairs of thongs, each different colors. Pink, hot orange and purple. Yoochun sighed. He couldn't get out of this one... Jaejoong slipped on the orange one first and turned around to face Yoochun. "Well... what do you think?" He asked. Yoochun shook his head in disapproval. "It totally fucks up the mood... If I were a gay, horny man who was ready to stick my meat in your oven, I'd freak out and think I'm about to fuck an oompa-loompa." Jaejoong furrowed his brows. These were his favorite pair of panties, though... Reluctantly he put on the purple one, with which Yoochun only shook his head again. "Who would want to fuck Barney? No gay man, that's who!" Jaejoong raised a brow, "So... you're saying a straight man would fuck barney?" Yoochun nodded. "Of course... Didn't you know barney was actually a hot chick with a deep voice? That's every straight mans dream!" Jaejoong shook his head. He would never understand the ways of hetrosexuals.
Lastly, Jae put on the pink ones, and Yoochun actually smiled. "Ohh... it matches your skirt! Awww. it reminds me of my first time... I was dating this girl name Stacy and we had been going out for two weeks and we decided to take our relation- "Enough! I don't want to hear about that whore... remember what she did to Mr. Wiggles?" Yoochun frowned. Jaejoong had to go and bring Mr. Wiggles into the conversation. Poor innocent Mr. Wiggles, Yoochun's beloved sock puppet. Stacy had burned him after she had found out Yoochun had cheated on her with her mother.... A horrible day that was. It was like Def-Con 5. Jaejoong smirked.
"What time is it, Chunnie?" Jae asked as he finished spritzing some perfume on. "6: 55. Only five more minutes and Romeo will be here." Jae smiled, and then the door bell rang. Jaejoong jumped and pushed Yoochun aside and ran down the hall, he quickly opened the door, only to reveal his sister, Hyori. She smiled at him. "Jaeee!! Aww! You're so happy to see me, rushing to open the door so quickly. Usually you take your sweet ass time!" Jae growled.
He loved his sister, he did.. But he was so hoping it would be Yunho.
"Come in, Noona." Jae let her inside, where she made herself comfortable on his leather sofa. "Would you like a drink?" Jae offered, Hyori shook her head. "I have news, baby brother! Have a seat!" Her skin seemed to be glowing with excitement. If Jae didn't know any better, he would think Hyori had been abducted by aliens and used as a test expirement for their new tanning salons, which caused your skin to glow brightly and cause hallucinations, but Jaejoong figured he was just over reacting. Jaejoong took a seat next to his beautiful sister, who took a hold of his hands and put them on her stomach. Jaejoong flinched. "What the hell, Hyori! We're related!" Jaejoong snapped. "Duhh! And plus, you're gay. BUTTT... THAT'S NOT THE POINT! the point is- I'M PREGNANT!" Hyori exclaimed. Jaejoong's face lit up. He was going to be an uncle.
Jaejoong squealed and pulled his older sister into a tight embrace. "OMG! I cannot believe you're having a baby!" Hyori giggled and hugged him back. "Have you told mom yet?" Hyori shook her head. "I'm afraid she'll began over feeding me... Ugh." Hyori rolled her eyes. "Yeah... Mom tends to go overboard." Jaejoong rubbed her belly and gave a lop-sided grin. "I hope it's a girl.. Do you and Seunghyun have any names picked out?" Hyori frowned and shook her head in disappointment. "I-we can't come to an agreement on names... Can you believe he wants to name our son G dragon? or our daughter CL? Where the hell does this man come up with names.... ugh." Jaejoong smirked. His brother in law was very out there.
Before he could respond, there was a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" Hyori asked in an annoyed tone. Jaejoong looked at the clock and felt his heart beat speed up. 'Yunho' Jaejoong whispered. Hyori shot a look at him and stood up. "Well, dear brother are you going to answer it?" Jaejoong couldn't speak. He was too anxious. Hyori sighed and walked over to the door. "Hi... Is Jaejoong here?" Hyori nodded and pointed to her zombified brother. Yunho let out a small chuckle and walked over to his trophy. He waved a hand in front of Jaejoong, "Heelllllooo, this is ground control to Major Jae!" Jaejoong snapped out of his reverie and turned his gaze to the intruder. "Yunho! You came!!!" Yunho shot him a sly grin and leaned down to his ear, "After I'm done with you." Jaejoong didn't catch on, but decided not to think too hard about it.
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A/N- this is part a of my sequel.
I plan to post the rest later!
:D
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